Alright, alright. We get it. you got questions. Lets shoot:

When are you coming to play in my area?

We would love to tour and play all over the place. If we get enough requests to come out to a certain area, we definitely will. Feel free to use our contact us form to let us know what venue is closest to your area or if you’re cool with a venue owner, have them reach out to us as well. However, we do play shows all over DFW in the meantime. Check out our upcoming shows section to see if we already are planning on being in your area.

how the heck does a normie like me book y’all for a private/PUBLIC event OF MY OWN?

First off, you definitely can! Secondly, we have a dedicated normie booking FAQs page that answers all your questions. Whether it’s for Weddings, corporate events, company parties, fundraisers, festivals, city events, birthdays, mitzvahs, anniversaries, and any other kind of party or concert. I promise you, the process isn’t scary and we are more than happy to work with y’all to make your event kick-ass with some sweet tunes!

Is your site accessible to those with disabilities?

Actually, yes! Members of our band & team also have disabilities, so we take inclusivity seriously around here. We utilize Alt Text for our images/pages to make sure that our friends with impairments can also experience the website the same way you do! We specifically chose bold fonts, bold images, and enlarged it to make it easier to read/view for those who need it. We strive to provide equal access to our website and we continually work to improve the user experience for everyone by consulting relevant accessibility standards. If you have questions, comments, or encounter any difficulty in using our site, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Y’all take orders now? Sweet! How long will it take to arrive?

We are super happy to finally accept online orders now! We have a pick up option and an option to ship out orders. We ship orders within 2 business days via USPS. Arrival times will vary based on your location and the current speed or holiday that the USPS is currently experiencing. Your tracking number will be sent automatically to you once a label is created.

Our pick up option is for those who are able to make it to any of our upcoming shows! Please be sure to contact us after you place your order to let us know which show you will be coming to. That way, we can have your order upfront and ready when you arrive! If there ever is an issue with your order, by all means contact us!

Your site looks SICK AF! Who made it for you?!

Thanks man! Our website was created from scratch from the one and only Mary Sue! Electric Church supports hot single moms holding it down! So give her a follow on her Facebook or her Instagram! Feel free to send her a DM to inquire about all of the kick-ass services she offers on www.marysueart.com! She’s incredibly talented, original, and the dedication to detail on her work absolutely shows! If you want something done right, she’s the only milf qualified to do so! You may see her around DFW attending various shows in the scene! Be sure to say what’s up and buy her a drink!